1. You think it's normal to have hundreds of thousands of people around you and you really haven't done anything yet - I mean nothing, Bupkus, you can't even sit up;
2. Your mother is really beautiful and well-dressed, but your dad is balding and partial to red jackets with medals that no one understands;
3. Everyone around you speaks in such a hoytie toytie way - your majesty this, your majesty that;
4. You think McDonald's is a place where an old man had a farm;
5. Everyone you see has cameras with enormous lenses and they keep calling to you;
6. When these people call to you, they don't call you by name because, for crying out loud, no one has given you a name;
7. They tell you to call your great granny, "Your majesty, queen of the British Empire, blah, blah, blah."
8. You have no idea how the people in your family earn a living;
9. Your cousins conspire to poison your formula because they want something called the throne; and,
10. You feel queasy and uneasy when you look at this building everyone calls the Tower of London,
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